March 17th, 2001



WOW, look, i have a livejournal.... i felt so left out, everyone else already had i got one... i wont be updating it as much because it smacks of effort to write yeah last night i had a party and i was kind of upset cause i didnt get any ass,, but i got over it.... everyone had a good time so its all good....whats up with Diane and Jordan??? hats cute!!! Tonight consists of Speghettie at Chris'...kiss me i'm jewish! (that has no relevance at all, i just felt like saying it) hopefully this dude named Mark will be able to goto Prom with me, hopefully he wont have an exam..he goes to college park... today i get to go see a seemstress to get measure for my bridesmaid dress thing, aka pants and shirt with a coat...As everyone knows, i've been listening to Come Together by the beatles... hey i gtg...bye

double wowies

so i came back....the first lady my mom took me to, she wanted 400$ to make a pair of pants...and my mom was like no..the second lady is in fredrick and she's cool...she was like 120$ and my mom was like ok...apparently my mom is going to New Orleans until yeah..i'm free to do whatever until then i guess.... i cant wait to goto chris' tonight... i'm not sure who else is going, but i'm just like YUM!! you know what i realized, that Marc (Canada) hangs out with us almost EVERY if he has nothing better to do.. i dont mind, he's cool..but i just noticed i said before i'm simple minded..apparently you can fit up to 8 people so far on Pork (aka the small couch)...i've been thinking a lot about next year.. i'm not sure whats going to happen, i'm so sad about leaving all of my friends, and especially my freshman...they are so sweet...i'm going to cry *sniff* anyway ttyl!


wow i've used this thing a lot today...

WOW i've used this thing a lot today, i'm breaking it in... i'm highly amused by it... i was supposed to go hang out with Rob today, but i doubt i'm going to and so now i have nothing to do... on some side notes, yesterday Greg was my boyfriend for the day and he will forever be my chew toy now.. and Audrey and I are getting married today! i'm bored...i could always clean or do homeowrk... HAHAHA!! that was funny, i almost said that with a straight i've been listeningg to Come Together by the Beatles, it was in Blast sung by Danny Binstock, who has two broken hands. One hand broke playing LaCross and he broke his other one when he punched a wall because he couldnt play lacross anymore.. well thats what i heard anyway... my website is updated ... everyone should go see it and sign my guestbook. and so yeah...

random quotes i found:

if you were to squish a squash, would it be squished squash? or squashed squash?
MrFeDeLi (10:35:13 PM): squished squash
(fedeli has all the answers)

REH613 (8:36:00 PM):There's a light in every tunnel, just gotta find it.
DivaVivaLF (8:37:21 PM): yeah...there was a light at the end of the tunnel but the authroity figures (nazis) blew it out and then the other fucked up people ( the sheep) peed on it
i'm upset..dont ask me what's wrong, its really unnecessary & annoying..all of you are SHEEP!!!!

i'm having hot steaming mad wild mad passionate wild delicious yummy monkey peecock butt goat sex orgies!!!..with a side a cherrys for dan to poop on.....ooooooooooooooo..BOy are my arms tired!..actually i'm at doin stuff right now

Anananany: The inability to stop spelling 'banana' once you've started.
Anatidaephobia: The fear that wherever you are, a duck is watching!
Angoraphobia: The fear of soft sweaters and rabbits.
Archibutyrophobia: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
Eonaphobia: The fear of transvestites.
Friendorphobia: The fear of being asked Who goes there?"
Friggaphobics: People who fear Fridays.
Genuphobia: The fear of knees.
Graphophobia: The fear of writing.
Iophobia: The fear of rust.
Lyssophobia: The fear of insanity
Phobaphobia: The fear of fear itself or the fear of being afraid of something
Phobia: What you have left over after you drink two out of a 6-pack.
Phronemophobia: The fear of thinking.
Pognophobia: fear of beards

oompa loompa doopety dee if you are wise you'll listen to me, oompa loompa doopety doo, i've got another puzzle for you! what do u get when u guzzle down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats, what will u get becoming terrably fat, what do u think will come of THAT! i dont like the looks of it, oompa loompa doopety doo..

Quotes from Seth Schwartz:
"You stupid dragon! Stand still so I can rape you!"
"I like big butts and I don't know why. Wait I've changed my mind! I hate big big butts, they are the curse of the earth! Cruel Intentions Rules!"

A Quote from Max Levine:
me: You're a man after my own heart.
max: My dad said that to me today... when I told him I liked cheese.

"I am a beauty perfectionist and require to see people without thick eyebrows or almost conecting many jewish boys have this problem..I must use my sacred tweaser (that goes with me everywhere)to help the less fortinate!"--Heather

Law of
Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication: Give the people want they want
when they want and they want it all the time.

Cause I'm a stuck-up tight ass w/ no sense of fun? Cause I could do anything I want and instead I choose to pout and whine about the burden of slayerness? I mean I could rich, I could be famous, I could have anything. Anyone. Even you. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't. Because it's WRONG."-Faith

Born To Do Dishes: Written and Directed by the Queers

Dishpans hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz
The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime
Dishpans hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz
The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime
Fuck You

i went to sleep with my contacts on.
whoa that was one crazy night.
not a thing was blurry,
everything was in perfect site.
i saw things i never wanted to see.
the wrong things were happening, why did this happen to me?
if i would have taken them off at the proper time
i wouldn't have seen the old man steal even one dime.
i wouldn't see the hooker falunting herself at the pimp
and i wouldn't have seen the poor child limp.
i would have never seen the homeless woman beg.
i never would have seen the 3 high school boys drink beer from a keg. oh if i would have just taken my contacts out
i wouldn't have had to see all the bad that this world is about.

"Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me"-beatles

The holidays are coming,
The joy they bring,
whenever there's a thirst
there's always the real thing.
Coca Coca Classic is always the one,
Whenever there's a party coca cola is fun!
- Coca Cola Propaganda

What says hi quite like a Coca Cola add? I think nothing.

Trek 3I16 (11:44:37 PM): ok, explain this to me: I'm mostly against blondes, but I'm utterly and completely enthralled with this girl and she's blonde
DivaVivaLF (11:46:21 PM): most blondes are hot......despite stereotypical thoughts that they are all stupid (which they arent--not all of them) its ok to have impure thoughts about blondes

--------------------------------------------------just so you all know i just feel like abusing the system and writing as much useless stuff as possible--viva
"i'm not dissin' on masterbation, i'm a big fan of it myself."--Avi

"Being natural is simply a pose." -Oscar Wilde
"Only the shallow know themselves."-Oscar Wilde
"I can resist everything except temptation."-Oscar Wilde
"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast."-Oscar Wilde
"The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly deceived."-Oscar Wilde
"Morality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people whom we personally dislike."-Oscar Wilde
"Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others."-Oscar Wilde
"There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."-Oscar Wilde

"I suggest you back that a-s up." -Chris
"If you combine a cheerleader with a pom, do you get a full brain?" -Viva
"Naps make everything better." -Azura

Why is naptime reserved for pre-schoolers? -Azura
When will Jordan shut up? -Azura
Why is Scott giving me that look? -Azura
Why are most guys so oblivious? -Azura
"If you can't see out of both eyes, how do you know your eyes are closed?" -Jordan
Why does everything "taste like chicken?" -Jordan
Why does Jordan scream "like a girl?" -Everyone at the lunch table
Why is Leah's spelling so Shi*ty? -random person at the lunch table
Why is it that when someone makes an appointment with you, THEY'RE always the ones to break it? -Azura

Q: Why does Jordan exist? - Azura and Leah
A: To amuse me and make stupid comments. -Viva
Q: Why can't pigs fly? -Scott
A: They don't have wings or fairydust -Viva
Q: Why was Algebra invented? -Azura and Leah
A: All evidence seems to suggest that it was originally an ancient form of torture. -Azura
Q: Why were accent marks invented? -Azura
A: To confuse everybody. -Viva

Q: How do you de-insult both the male and female halves of the species?-Leah
A: Castrate Jordan. -Leah

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."--Jim Carrey

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Of course this is all done during menstration because fertilization is the key point for this sensation. It all causes ejaculation without constipation. Do you understand my explination, or do you need a demonstration!--dude3

i'm Bi not Gay get it Straight!
"the square root of .....Your mom, OHHH!!!"-chris
"bet u wanna hit me"--justin
"if you cant duct it, fu*k it, if you cant fu*k it, chuck it, if you cant chuck it, shove it up somebody's ass!"--Oreo (chris Rowe)

Lax Luva Girl: how did it happen?
BSCwik: see....a mugger was trying to rob this girl, and I chased him down the street, and tackled him, but as I tackled him and manage to disarm him, he musta rolled over my foot that's what broke it. we grappled for a while and i eventually stole the gun and got on top and pinned him and waited for the cops to come, in the meanwhile staving off the excruciating pain in my foot by biting on my shoulder
Lax Luva Girl: LOL okay Bret.

"Look into the puppets..." -Jeff
-"Wanna wrastle, betya Ah can make ya squeel lak a piggie!" (in hickish accent) -Steve
-"A spoon? Why a spoon?""Because it's DULL you twit" -Blejer
-(Dont ask about this next one, lol...)"Super duper crazy mofo bitchin crap poopin duckys flying coitally initializing in group fucking" -David S.
-Dont take life too seriously because you can't come out of it alive.

"Come the millennium, month 12,
In the home of greatest power,
The village idiot will come forth
To be acclaimed the leader."
--Nostradamus, 1555"--zack schreiber

Always behave like a duck..keep calm and unruffled on the outside but paddle like the devil underneath

Bobby Boucher: "My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."
Bobby Boucher: "I like college and I like football and I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both cause they make me happy! [Slams door, then comes back.] And you're wrong, Mama! Alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata! [Slams door, then comes back.] And I like Vickie Vallencourt and she showed me her boobies and I like them too!"

"the girl looks like britney spears was assraped by marilyn manson and the baby had birthdefects."--some guy

"I am not a thug nor am i rich...go figure"-yeah

1- Blind math teachers who really aren't blind, they can see out of the corners of their eyes. So when they look at someone else, they are really looking at you. When they stare at you, they are really staring at the girls breasts across the room. When he looks at the ceiling, he's really looking at his dick.

2- English teachers who lips stick out very far, who have very bad breath that they just love blowing it into your face, and there is this nasty white crust on her lips and she gets in your face.... eughhh......

3- Bush. He's going to put us into war. Why couldn't we just go with Nader?

4- Barbies. If she's so popular, why do people spend more than $10 on all her stupid friends?

5- Dinner cooked by my mum. Here's the recipie:

1lb of ground turkey
BBQ sauce

Thaw turkey. Put turkey in pan. Pour BBQ sauce in pan. Cook till done. Put in stale taco shells with a little lettuce. Try to serve hot, but never call your daughter down for dinner, so.. serve freezing cold.

6- Fathers on Pain Medicines. He forgets everything I tell him.

7- Consumer Math. Why learn about stocks, when I can have a broker do it all for me, and since every stock is going down because of Bush.... why learn about it?

8- Listerine. Why pay over $4 when you can get Giant brand (same exact ingredients) for much less? Just because there is a name brand on it doesn't mean it's any better. Start saving money now! With Bush as president, we're all going to go into a depression.

9- Weather. They say it will snow. Nope, it doesn't. I guess Laurie isn't scratching her head enough... dandruff... geez. She's busy at Retard Club. Damn it. (Just joking hun!!! )

10- Banning abortions. If Bush tries to do that, he will violate our Constitution! We have a right to be free, say what we want, liberty, happiness, etc. So he will violate a right if it will make a woman happy not to have a kid. It's a private decision and issue, leave it to the person who wants it. Don't bring your beliefs and shit into running the country. I swear.... when Bush is asassinated, you will see my name in the headlines.



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