May 2nd, 2001


eh...*sean-like gesture*

i'm bored...go figure..

my mom talked to the israeli embassy this morning, basically all i have to do to not goto the army is have my mom..
1)find the custody papers for me (which she lost like in '88)
2)get new passport pictures for me (the only picture they have is from '96)
3) get a paper signed b my father (in Israel) that says my mom has custody
4) and then lke 2 other things, but i forgot.. just so i c an say i'm an israeli citzen living abroad.. i think te people on the kibbutz would notice i havent been there in like oh like a year and a half anway..and even then that was only for lik 6 weeks

why not just go get drafted... all i got was my draft notice.. i dont actually have to goto the army.. not till i'm 18 anyway..

my mommy bought me the Seaboard Yearbook..i'm happy about that... i can have memories of a year when i couldnt do anything cause i as busy or had no money or i was sick or something.. i feel bad too,cause this is theoretically my last year... i think i'll email daniel and see if i can still be in it next year.. i dont know...he'll probably say no...he doesnt like me that much..I got an email from Julia Crantz (the new exec board member) talking about a program for USY senior girls.. and how they are making a committee for freshman orientation at encampment.. which is nice...i'll probably still be in Israel.. i dont know..the only thing i really want to do next year is goto international.. i really hope they let me goto that.. its in DC this year...even if i cant go, i'll go and hang out with my buds.. i have friends..i n take the metro to DC...

anyway.. i really hope Jordan remembers my cookies today... seriously...hehe.. RObis supposed to visit on Friday or Saturday and bring me "little nicky" , "shreik if i know what u did last friday the 13th", and " the emperers new groove" (which is such a funny movie--i saw it with chris)

ERRR!!!!!! my mom is bitching again.. apparently i'm going to fail nightschool and my mom is blaming me cause SHE told me NOT to go.. cause i was sick.. i knew that they would still count me as absent... but she doesnt listen to me.. EVER>...if fail because of night school and the asshole facuty (being the teacher,principal,etc)..i'm gonna be really pissed...Oh and apparently mr thackston wants to talk to me about some end-of-the-year project about film analysis... but he wants to talk directly to me....weird....random thought: mr thackston's son is so adorable, he's a really great father...

i really despise my mom,i'm so ready to bitchslap someone.. where's Jordan when u need him.. hehe.. jk

anyway.. the evil one calls.. bye
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    tiny dancer-elton john


THis happy birthday goes to:

Diane C--cause i love're a geat ex-girlfriend.. plus you're hot


Ari R (my ex-ari)--- Cause..well..its your bday.. happy bday...stay sweet

" lick her boot, lick her boot"

i was watching Jerry Springer.. I"M BORED (SHUT UP!) and first they had on this woman who had sex with food.. it was really gross and her husband came out and was like "whats this all about" and she was like "i'll show you". and she lifted her dress and she ha like raw meat duct taped to was pretty gross.. like really disgusting...that has to be like deformation of duct tape.. i feel bad for the duct tape.. plus the chick was really ugly.. butu know.. what can you do...
then the other chick's boyfriend was cheating on her.and he admitted it.. so she mad him crawl onstage and bark like a dog and pray to G-d that she would take him back..and then she made hi lick her boot.. (note the title--thats what everyone was screaming as opposed to "jerry jerry")...

i've been talking to Ben online.. he's at technology class at JDS (jewish day school not Jordan's Delivery Service)...and he's been listening to the remake of the soul sisters song.

our conversation:
supergotenks69 (12:43:58 PM): Yeah, yeah, aw
We come through with the money and the garter belts
Let 'em know we 'bout that cake, straight out the gate
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm saying, why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry
I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear high heeled shoes, getting love from the Jews
Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
Hey sisters, soul sisters
Betta' get that dough sisters
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
By the case, the meaning of expensive taste
We wanna gitchi gitchi ya ya (come on)
Mocca chocolata (what)
Creole Lady Marmalade

supergotenks69 (12:44:12 PM): -lil kim
DivaVivaLF (12:44:20 PM): so this is what u do in class
supergotenks69 (12:44:31 PM): yup
DivaVivaLF (12:46:27 PM): i think they ruined that song
supergotenks69 (12:46:36 PM): yup
DivaVivaLF (12:46:38 PM): yes it was about whores and stuff to begin with.. but still
supergotenks69 (12:46:40 PM): without a doubt
DivaVivaLF (12:46:43 PM): yeah
DivaVivaLF (12:46:48 PM): i think i might be offended
supergotenks69 (12:47:06 PM): u should be
DivaVivaLF (12:47:44 PM): i think i might be
DivaVivaLF (12:47:45 PM): hehe
supergotenks69 (12:48:17 PM): jk
DivaVivaLF (12:48:38 PM): i know

then this dude who i dont know too well but i met him like once, Liav, Imed me thinking i was ben's girlfriend...which was funny..i dont have the conversation cause i closed the box...

so yeah..i hope Diane and Ari (R) didnt get too beat up today.. if i know diane which i do...she would have hit people back or ran when they came after her......and ari would probably just be like "damnit, stop it"..but its all good

Queer as folk last night was such a great show... i cant wait to see next weeks.. Brian's dad died.. it was sad.. and Ted finally got some and Justin had sex with Daphne, and Emmett was a bitch and it was really great.. u gotta see it...


anyway.. i got to go do a map or something for history.. my hot tutor is coming today for horticulture.. hehe..she's hot..
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    i touch myself- the dyvinals...retarted--WESTON


i got a delivery of flowers and a getwell balloon.. i don know who its from.. its pretty and nice.. if u sent me flowers and balloon, let me know... thanx.. its really sweet

i REALLY HOPE jordan doesnt forget my cookies....i have a craving to bake..

i should go do my history map (s)... eh...maybe later

hi people...

Wow..i get sick and jeff's stealing all my friends...hehe ..jk... i love you....

its all good..



JDS=Jordan's Delivery Service...

he didnt come after school so i assumed he wasnt comign and so i was really mad all day. But then he came!!!! and brought only one roll of cookies..not two.. but its Ok!..JORDAN ROCKS!!

my conversation with ryan:
DivaVivaLF (5:33:03 PM): i'm so mad at Jordan
REH613 (5:33:12 PM): no cookies?
DivaVivaLF (5:33:17 PM): NONE
DivaVivaLF (5:33:20 PM): he didnt come
DivaVivaLF (5:33:23 PM): and he promised
DivaVivaLF (5:33:29 PM): he forgot them yesterday too!!
REH613 (5:33:38 PM): yowch....i'll bitch at him tomorrow if you like
DivaVivaLF (5:33:45 PM): thank you
DivaVivaLF (5:33:47 PM): i'm so sad
REH613 (5:33:56 PM): awww!
REH613 (5:33:58 PM): :-(
DivaVivaLF (5:34:11 PM): my tutor just left
REH613 (5:34:56 PM): the hot one?
DivaVivaLF (5:37:09 PM): yeah

(intermission--doorbell--look its jordan)

DivaVivaLF (5:37:15 PM): jordan is the best person in the world!!!!!!
DivaVivaLF (5:37:23 PM): he just came and brought me cookies
DivaVivaLF (5:37:28 PM): but only one roll
DivaVivaLF (5:38:02 PM): jordan rocks

thats all.. heeeheee

apparently Diane's birthday sucked for her..which is sad.. if there is anything u need... call me..
i hope Ari's birthday went better than Diane's..

YAY i have cookies to make now!.. a big roll!! i'm SO HAPPY!!!.... i want chris to call..

he leaves tomarrow..its sad..i'll cry... he sad he would send me a postcard..but still not the same..

kimmi should update her should should fedeli,justin,bobby.. and yeah.. the end..

anyway.. my tutor is hot.. we're going to grow a cucumber plant.. hehe.. weird isnt it..


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GW's Lisner Auditorium
720 21st St. NW
Special appearance by Scott Lowell

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its gonna rock...everyone should go.. heehee

random quotes

"I DONT LIKE PENGUINS!!!!!!!"-randme
"let me clutch my breast in aww, miss my freshman"-me

" me and my hot tutor are growing a cucumber plant"-me
"what are u gonna do with the cucumbers"-chris
"bow do no..why you trippin"-me

(that wasnt the quote, but i forgot what it was so i improvised)

DAMNIT i forgot the rest of them


which everyone already knew.. my conversation with ari..he's such a dork..gotta love him

DivaVivaLF (10:31:44 PM): how's ur day been?
Beesonwhatnow (10:31:48 PM): not bad
DivaVivaLF (10:31:54 PM): thats good..
DivaVivaLF (10:32:00 PM): get anything good?
Beesonwhatnow (10:32:18 PM): not really
DivaVivaLF (10:32:23 PM): thats too bad
Beesonwhatnow (10:32:32 PM): only a few things, from g-pas and stuff
DivaVivaLF (10:32:57 PM): thats cool...
Beesonwhatnow (10:33:08 PM): check this out, it
Beesonwhatnow (10:33:11 PM): it's fun
Beesonwhatnow (10:33:15 PM):
DivaVivaLF (10:33:29 PM): i'd give u somethin, but all i have to give is mono right now..hehe.. ..ok..
Beesonwhatnow (10:33:42 PM): hehe
Beesonwhatnow (10:33:44 PM): check it out
DivaVivaLF (10:33:47 PM): ok
Beesonwhatnow (10:33:50 PM): you can play with Dubya's face
Beesonwhatnow (10:33:55 PM): make him look stupid
DivaVivaLF (10:34:07 PM): thats really funny
Beesonwhatnow (10:34:08 PM): or leave it alone, and he'll still look stupid
Beesonwhatnow (10:34:14 PM): it is
DivaVivaLF (10:34:20 PM): yeah.. it is... hehe
Beesonwhatnow (10:34:25 PM): hehehehehe
DivaVivaLF (10:35:00 PM): and this is what you've been doing all day
DivaVivaLF (10:35:01 PM): hehe
Beesonwhatnow (10:35:12 PM): nope
Beesonwhatnow (10:35:20 PM): been doing homework most of the day
Beesonwhatnow (10:35:23 PM): stupid jds
DivaVivaLF (10:35:32 PM): ehh figures...yeah..those crazy JDs folks..
Beesonwhatnow (10:35:45 PM): damn jds
DivaVivaLF (10:35:49 PM): liav Imed me today while i was talking to ben.. he thought i was marissa.. it was funny
Beesonwhatnow (10:36:07 PM): hehehehe
Beesonwhatnow (10:36:09 PM): liav's a dork
DivaVivaLF (10:36:12 PM): i know
Beesonwhatnow (10:36:23 PM): he's really annoying, it
Beesonwhatnow (10:36:26 PM): it's funny
DivaVivaLF (10:36:59 PM): did u get beat today?
Beesonwhatnow (10:37:13 PM): huh?
DivaVivaLF (10:37:34 PM): did u get beat up today
Beesonwhatnow (10:37:44 PM): oh, no
DivaVivaLF (10:37:49 PM): cause i told ben to beat u up
DivaVivaLF (10:37:50 PM): hehe
Beesonwhatnow (10:37:59 PM): he didn
Beesonwhatnow (10:38:08 PM): only yanni hit me, and well, he's a dork too
DivaVivaLF (10:38:12 PM): oh well he should have.. hehe.. just for my amusement..
Beesonwhatnow (10:38:19 PM): ehehehe
DivaVivaLF (10:38:20 PM): yanni's funny
Beesonwhatnow (10:38:26 PM): did you go to the website?
DivaVivaLF (10:38:30 PM): yeah
Beesonwhatnow (10:38:31 PM): eghhh, not that funny
Beesonwhatnow (10:38:34 PM): just funny looking
Beesonwhatnow (10:38:36 PM): hehehehe
Beesonwhatnow (10:38:37 PM): i'm so mean
DivaVivaLF (10:38:38 PM): true
DivaVivaLF (10:38:42 PM): you're horrible
Beesonwhatnow (10:38:52 PM): k, i'm gonna go eat now, cuz eating is fun
DivaVivaLF (10:38:57 PM): k..bye
DivaVivaLF (10:39:00 PM): ur sucha dork
Beesonwhatnow (10:39:04 PM): hehehehe
Beesonwhatnow signed off at 10:39:08 PM.

ari's a cutie..