One Fine Orgy
Dear mom ,
Well, here I am in this smurfy purple jail cell. SMURFY! I don't remember how it happened exactly. How smurfy!All I know is smurfily what chris told me:
ryan and erica threw a peachy party last night. Smurfilicious! jordan thought it would be fun if we walked to the Ihop to buy Vodka . Smurfilicious! I know what you're thinking, WERE WE bitchy ?!?!
The rest may be hard for you to understand, but we met up with some guys, Ari(r) , Ari(c) , and my smurfymath teacher, you remember him, mr thackston . Smurfilicious! Well, he is smurfily the one that bought it. SMURFY!so if you are smurfily mad at anyone, be mad at mr thackston . SMURFY!
Well, we went back to Gini 's house, and went to the e104 . Smurfilicious! That's where the random flying began. Smurfilicious! Jeff , Fedeli , and Diane were kissing in one corner. SMURFY! your smurfymom and Kimmi were jumping . SMURFY! mr derfield and ms ogaz were having sex on the piano . How smurfy!
Me and jeramiah the bullfrog were just standing there for 237 minutes, until that got shiny . How smurfy! When mr deerfield started to turn on to me, I got scared, and took billybobjoebob the blue flamingo to the the basement . How smurfy! It was dark in the room, and i wasnt sure exactly what was going on, but someone took off my smurfy silk shirt . Smurfy, isn't it? Thinking it was Hot Jew boy sam , i started to biting him/her. Smurfilicious! To my smurfysurprise it was, chris . SMURFY! rob turned on the lights, and jimmy smurfy , dan , oscar , and lionel were all on top of each other, completely naked!! It was a aqua sight. Smurfilicious!
Well. SMURFY!the reason I am writing is smurfily because I really need some cash. How smurfy!I would be able to bail myself out, but I sorta spent all my smurfymoney. Smurfy, isn't it? See, when I ran from the room, I ended up in the the closet with scotty and I don't know what over came me, maybe it was the pot ? But I ended up paying scotty for the bright , entertainment he provided, It started out with them just stripping, but then, they started to left with me, and next thing I knew, I was paying them. How smurfy!I'm not too sure what happened, but it was green !!
Well, the cops arrived, and told me to put on my smurfy bra and bondage belt cuz we were all under arrest!! Everyone was trying to run away, and i got hit in the head by a flamingo that was punked at me. Smurfy, isn't it? I guess I got knocked unconcious, cuz next thing I knew, i woke up and was here in jail. Smurfilicious!
I'm really sorry, but can u come down, and bring with you 342 dollars for bail money?
Love always, your smurfy soft daughter ,
PS I'm just kidding, I spent the night at Avi 's house, and I need my smurfytoothbrush!!