If the 'M' word leaves you cold then pick another name for it! - A rose by any other name is still a rose...
1. Jilling off 2. Finger pie 3. Fingering yourself 4. Playing with yourself 5. Checking the undercarriage 6. Sexercising 7. Rubbing yourself down/up 8. Going solo 9. Petting yourself 10. Seeing to yourself 11. Giving yourself one 12. Treating yourself 13. Dialling 'O' 14. Tickling your fancy 15. Southern Comfort 16. Mistressbating 17. Splunking off 18. Hand jiving 19. Strumming 20. Pampering pussy 21. Buzzing off (with a vibro) 22. Digitising 23. Paying lip service 24. Pleasuring yourself 25. Getting off 27. Blissing yourself 28. Frigging 29. Pushing the button 30. Furry fun 31. Dating your palm 32. Finger dancing 33. Self love 34. Comforting yourself 35. Having a free ride 36. Creaming yourself 37. Relieving yourself 38. Scratching that old itch 39. Starting a bush fire 40. Hand sex 41. Wiping the smile onto your face 42. Self servicing 43. Having a manually assisted fantasy 44. Sex for one 45. Visiting the magic kingdom 46. Doing a Meg Ryan (Harry met Sally) 47. Polishing the pearl 48. Rustling your knicks 49. Indulging yourself 50. Touching yourself up
i'm still bored.....i've been watching tv for the past 2 hours.. spyder games.. what a weird show.. stupid Mtv shows.. i know i love 'em.. hehe
i watched porn on cinemax for a while....for some reason i'm addicted to the plot lines.. i love porn plot lines..they are SO funny.. thats probably the only reason i watch anymore... and the jewlery .i. saw some nice necklaces.. they sould be on QVC
So... my uncle calls me and is like "what r u doing wednesday" i was like "nothing" he was like "come down to DC and have lunch with me, dress nice" i was like "ok..sure."
so i'm thinking he found me a job or something lke that
i dunno...his building is like down the street frm Dupont.. so u know.. score..maybe i'll like go visit chris at howard or something..and we'll take the metro back to shady grove together...i dunno..
its all good
AUDREY is having a birthday part this weekend..everyone is invited.. hehe.. she called today...audrey rocks.. she's so hot.. apparently she's my wife.. well one of them.. crazy straight people..so yeah....i'll send out the MASS email when she sends me the info
i'm free the rest of the day..i'm bored...come over or call or something
all my love goes out to kimi! men n kilts...rock!.. bad circumstances but amusement..i love you sweetie! nothing to be sorry about..
i'll get over you i know i will i'll pretend my ships not sinking and i'll tell myself i'm over you cause i'm the king of wishful thinking
i'm gonna be at homeall day filing stuff for m mom....feel free to stop by and/or come pick me up.. and we'll go do something
i POSSIBLY might have 3 tickets to see Artificial Intelegence tonight..its a premere.. my grandpa is probably gonna give me the tickets.. i wanna take ryan and erica and chris.. but it someone else wants to go or somethng i dont know.. i dont even know if i even have them yet..i dont know
so i filed stuff all morning for my mom .. with my grandpa.. then we went to the JCC so he could go swimming..i just walked around... i saw Bonnie first.. BONNIE ROCKS!!!! i saw erin pickar..or at least i think it was.. i havent seen her in forever...she didnt recognize me if it was.. i saw Jesse Speigel..he looks exactly the same as that last time i saw him..and saw Marc..he was just getting back from a field trip or somethin..cute kids..screaming.. oh i could never be a councelor again.. OH i saw Jason Rothman.. he looks so good now.. (jared's brother).. he was stylin int he hat and the suit.. snazzy is the correct word.. i didnt see stacey even though i passed by her door like 8 times... and i didnt see ari.. or mike (churhill bud)
toniht...movie.....random......call me at home...bye
me, erica and my poppa.. went to see artificial intellegence tonight...it was ok......the MOVIE DOESNT END!!.....its crazy...slutman rocks!.. the crzyloud reneck was sitting next to me and erica..he was REALLY LOUD.....crazy redncks.. he had a mullet..he rocked!
chris is comin over tomarrow....yay
my random coconut cravings only come out at night.. random nightly coconut craving....
ahhhhhh........hehehe......call m if u wanna hangtomarrow..or call me tonight anyway