July 3rd, 2001


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i'm better this morning....i really dont want to be alone today....but i also really dont feel like going out.. i dunno.....i need a hug... i want to take a shower with someone...i really have like the urge to just not be alone today.. taking showers with other people is always fun.. i'm taping titan AE..i dont know how much room i have left on the tape so i dont know if it will tape all of it.. hmm......

i'm tired... but i slept....weird.... i dunno

someone call me.....come over..... SOMETHING!.....
if anyone wants to take a shower with me.. let me know!...seriously


pissed me off

ok....i'm fuckin pissed off again...i really want someone to come over..... i'm too fuckin lazy to do anything... i'm such a fuckin slacker.. i really need to get the shit beat out of me...thats what i need.....i need to fuckin get my ass kicked.. i want to get in a fight...i need a hug.. oh geez.....i'm so bored....i'm a fuckin slacker...i want sex... that was random...... i need to get my ass kicked.....someone come hang out with me... i dont know.....i'm so lazy....all i did all morning was wait for erica to call and be like yo whats up..... i'm such a fuckin loser... oh geez...

look i'm a rainbow......wow
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my brother told me this joke...
so this vampire walks into a bar and the bartender ask him what he wants. "chicken blood" he says... so the bartender slits a chickens neck and fills up a glass and gives it to him.
then a second vampire walks in and asks for some pigs blood...so the bartender slits a pigs neck and fills a glass with pigs blood.
the last vampire comes in and just asks for some boiling water....the bartender looks and him and asks "you dont want any blood?" and the vampire holds up a bloody tampon and says, "no i like tea"

survey bitches

Stoopid Ass Fucking Survey.....dont do it, its dumn and it takes forever
1a. Your LiveJournal user name: DVLF

1b. Explain what it means: DivaVivaLeFreek ... i consider myself a diva.. not int he singing aspect but in the party aspect....my name is Viva... i'm the biggest FREEK you will EVER MEET

2. The name you use if not your real name: viva or Sigal

3. Explain why you selected the user picture(s) that you have? its me!

4. Date of survey (because things will change as soon as you finish it): july3

5. Why do you have an online journal? because i wanna be hip & cool like all you people. cause all my friends had one.. hehe..i'm such a poser

6. Why LJ rather than another online journal or handwriting?all the other ones suck..bradfitz rocks my world

7. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest) how well does your LiveJournal represent who you actually are? 8....it tells almost everything i do on a daily absis

8. How do you think your LJ represents you the most; factually (includes daily routine), emotionally, intellectually, sexually, religiously, or artistically?

Factually: 7
Intellectually: 3
Sexually: 9
Emotionally: 8
Artistically: 5

9. How much about your life do you post to LJ? almost all of it

10. On a scale of 1-10 how interesting do you think your own journal is to others? 7.. i'm so fuckin weird..its funny

11. From who / how did you find out about LJ? chris and ryan had one

12. Has anyone ever joined LJ because of you?jordan.... umm.. i think thats it

13. How long have you been a member of LJ? a while now

14. How often do you post to LJ? 5 maybe 6 times a day.. if i'm home

15. What proportion of your posts are friends only? not manyonly things that ONLY involve the clique

16. What is your FAVORITE interest on LJ? i would say "sesame street"

17. What is your favorite community on LJ? bisexual

18. Have you ever learned anything new on LJ? not yet

19. Has anything on LJ ever caused you to establish, rethink, or even change your belief or position on something? some stuff

20. How often do you respond / comment on other peoples journals? i dunno....when soemthing needs to be said

21. Do you prefer to write in your Journal, read other Journals, respond to others entries, or get responses to your entries? depends on wut mood iM in

22. What's the longest you've gone without posting to LJ since the day you signed up? liek 2 or 3 days i think

23. What's the longest you've gone without reading LJ since you discovered it?a day

24. What is your favorite post you've ever made to LJ? the one i havent ritten yet when i figure out wut the fuck iM doing & why iM here

25. What is your favorite post you've ever read on LJ?potatoes

26. What's the weirdest or funniest thing you've seen on LJ? lotta crazy shite

39. Who is the most intelligent or insightful person you know on LJ? adamantjr

40. Who is the most fun person you know on LJ? ultermaterandom1

41. Who is your least favorite / most annoying LJ user or community (WARNING: ANSWER AT YOUR OWN RISK)? amenlover--fuckin asshole

42. How do you USUALLY find new friends on LJ?random comments...communities and shit

43. Why are you MOST likely to add someone to your friends list: interesting people

44. Do you automatically add friends to your journal if they add you first? no, but a lot of the time i do.

44a. What is the most likely reason you WOULDN'T add someone to your friends list? if they arent as interesting to me

45. Do you care if someone adds you to his or her friends list if you add him or her first? no.i like it when people add me

45a. Would you remove them from yours if they didn't? no

46. Are there any people's Journals (users / friends), communities, interests, or searches you frequent on LiveJournal that you DON'T or will not list in your user info page? what??? i got lost...

47. Is your "Significant Other" on LJ? yes..hehe..bigtittiekimi...she's fuckin awesome

47a. If not, do they know you post on LJ? wait, birds? what birds??

48. OTHER than your S.O., who are you the most attracted to on LJ (those who think this question means an instant argument with your S.O. may pass on this question, if you don't have a S.O. just answer it)? what the hell???

50. Would you want to know if someone fantasized about you on LJ?thats a stupid question

51. What is your favorite LJ feature? communities

52. What is your least favorite LJ feature (one that you would change or delete if you could)?the paidusers get to see and do more stuff then us.. i know its logical but still

53. What feature would you most like to see added to LJ? free stuff givin away for a lotta people joining

my day

got up....did nothing...took shower.... back to nothing right now....dont know what i'm gonna do tongiht.. probably nothing

4th of july

if no one hears anything from jeff about his party thing, i dont think i'm gonna go.. i'm probably just gonna stay home.... if u dont end up going to jeff's house either feel free to come to mine.. if i stay home


i havent talked to/seen kimi in like 4-5 days.....i'm in suck denial....i'm gonna go crazy....i miss my baby!! i love her....

jeff's thing

ok so i just talked to chris.....this is all the info about jeff's party that i know of

DivaVivaLF (7:36:09 PM): do u know whats goin on tomarrow yet?
Blue02Dude (7:39:28 PM): hold on....
Blue02Dude (7:39:52 PM): if he can, can Jeff just spend the night @ your house and then tomorrow we'll all just chill there?
DivaVivaLF (7:40:20 PM): at my house?......tonight?
Blue02Dude (7:40:29 PM): yeah
DivaVivaLF (7:40:32 PM): yeah totally
Blue02Dude (7:40:42 PM): sweet......would be a lot easier.
DivaVivaLF (7:40:51 PM): my stepdad was bitching anyway about going out tomarrow....cause he'll be alone
DivaVivaLF (7:41:08 PM): what time is jeff comin tonight?
Blue02Dude (7:41:32 PM): ack
Blue02Dude (7:41:42 PM): he doesn't want to go to your place again
Blue02Dude (7:41:43 PM): oy!
Blue02Dude (7:41:46 PM): damn it
DivaVivaLF (7:41:55 PM): ok...then...i dont know whats going on
Blue02Dude (7:43:09 PM): he feels like shit and smells.....according to him.....he just wants to go home.
DivaVivaLF (7:43:21 PM): so whats goin on tomarrow?
DivaVivaLF (7:43:43 PM): does he just wanna come to my house tomarrow or are we going up there....or is the whole thing cancelled?
DivaVivaLF (7:43:53 PM): what the fuck is goin on?????
Blue02Dude (7:44:03 PM): i'm going to go to his place early by way of Metro......
Blue02Dude (7:44:10 PM): he's not giving me times.
DivaVivaLF (7:44:29 PM): should i ask him or does he not even want to deal with it right now?
Blue02Dude (7:44:55 PM): i've asked him just now.
DivaVivaLF (7:45:54 PM): and........
Blue02Dude (7:45:59 PM): he's not feeling too good
DivaVivaLF (7:46:20 PM): ok
Blue02Dude (7:47:46 PM): ok.......come around 6-ish
Blue02Dude (7:47:55 PM): like around 6:30
DivaVivaLF (7:48:06 PM): until?
Blue02Dude (7:49:10 PM): whenever......i don't know about people spending the night, and he just went offline......my guess is get a ride with Ryan if she comes. if not, spend the night and leave with him when he goes to school in teh morning.
DivaVivaLF (7:49:28 PM): ok

chris going to go to his place early by way of Metro......the thing starts at like 6:00ish-6:30.. it lasts until whenever..if we crash we get a ride to richard montgomery in the morning.... who's my ride???

my stepdad was bitching so i have to spend like some of the day with him.. cause he refuses to go out with HIS friends.. so he's like i'll be all alone and stuff.. so i dont know.. AHH..

if the whole thing blows over..i'm staying home.. whoever wants to come to my house can.. the end


OK u know what i hate....when my parents ask u to do something when ur talking to someone....i never bother them when their on the phone... why do they think its ok to bother me when i'm on a phone call..it might be a fuckin important phone call or something.....it pisses me the fuck off...... thats my rant for now
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