i went to the mall with justin today..he's cool..he bought me food.. and a drink.. then we went to suncoast ansd talked to people.. saw brett today... dumbass.. anyway...
me and justin..well me.. went on a 5 finger discount shopping spree.. at record town and took like 13 3.99 tapes.. and some random inscense..good times good times..
i got sir mix a lot--not the one with baby got back system of a down billy joel-an innocent man no boundries--which include pearl jam, RATM, KORN, wallflowrs, oasis, alanis, black sabbath, r+b tape--which include adina howard, dee-lite, snow, en vogue, brandy nine days-the madding crowd areosmith--toys in the allie tonny bennets greates hits greenday-dookie fuel-sunburn family values tourtrain--the one with meet virginia
ok i leave for FL next tuesday (the 28th) and i come back sunday (the 2nd of sept)
anyway whats up with tomarrow? anyone? anyone? call me
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark. FAULT: Bar has closed. ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender, take taxi home.
SYMPTOM: Truck suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and laughs. FAULT: You are dancing on the table. ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy looking.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal clear. FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. FAULT: You have been in a fight. ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party. ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted. FAULT: The beer is too weak. ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song. FAULT: Beer is just right. ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM: Cold and unable to unlock door to hotel room. FAULT: Woke up in hotel room, got up to go to bathroom and chose wrong door. ACTION: Knock loudly on door to wake sleeping wife. If this fails, find hotel worker to unlock door for you.
HOPEFULLY!!!! i'll get to see my buddy Charlie on thursday.. he's on his way to VA Tech and hopefully he'll stop by..i really hope so..i wanna see him!! he's a sexy bitch..hehe.. he may only be able to stay for an hour but.. u know... u can do a lot in an hour...hehe *evil grin*