October 1st, 2001



horoscope entry stolen from Angela's lj.. only cause i'm a gemini and its funny

"my friend's boyfriend makes up horoscopes and posts them in his opendiary.com page...

i found this one especially humourous...

Gemini (May 21 - June 20) - Go into an adult bookstore today and spend eight hours loitering around the sex lotions. Continually mutter, "I just can't decide which one Mom would like."

haha... "--angela's entry


yeah..something is definatly wrong with me.. my body that is...not on the outside but like internnally... but like not emotions.....i'll explain later....or not.... i probably wont.. u dont wanna know...

i'm confused

my back hurts SO MUCH...

i made an appointment with my mom for a massage....cause lord knows i need one.... my back and shoulders are in SO MUCH pain.....like my entire back....

i told ET i'd help him type up his paper..cause he cant type..cause of his broken hand.. and all .... but its ok..he said he'll pay me back for all my help...hehe.. *wink wink*....i hope

anyway.. yeah..oh man..i'm in pain... but not like sick pain... more of an "oh my pancreas" pain...or even an "oh my kidney pain"

Gemini (May 21 - June 20) - Go into an adult bookstore today and spend eight hours loitering around the sex lotions. Continually mutter, "I just can't decide which one Mom would like." --hehe funny
  • Current Music
    Lifehouse - Hangin By A Moment

today is a very very sad day

my phone died...kinda

it fell in the pond thing... i was tryin to feed the ducks... THOSE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING DUCKS!!!!!....my phone was in my pocket of my coat..and it fell into the pond....then it like didnt work...i'm pretty sure i got most of the water out and whatnot.. but like aww... my poor phone... i told my 'rents that some guy tried to steal it and some other dude pushed him into the pond.. they believe me... right now its hooked up to the recharger thingie and its going on and off randomly and the screen is all steamed up and i cant see anything and its all kinds of sad... ALL KINDS OF SAD.....i'm SO SAD>.....i'm like about to cry..i love my phone.....oh man...this SO sucks

my day gets worse too... I was chillen with ET and apparently he got some girl pregnant, but she's getting an abortion...which is like whatever..i dont particularly care.. he was kinda upset that she's getting an abortin..he was like "its a peice of me"...but he was also like i'm not ready for a kid.. which is cool....and i totally respect the fact that he told me about it.. he's cool.. we were just chillen today...no makin out..which is ok.. just chillen...he's so comftorble to just lay on....and his car..is really comftorble too.. just to like chill in... he's great.

OH...then there is the whole Stacey thing...she actually droped out of school today...she's gone completly retarded.... i'm SO mad at her..... i'm sorry but people are just stupid...myself included....

i hung out with Angela and Jeremy today... they rock...apperntly honors english classes get to like cut and paste stuff into a shoebox..oh man...thats hard

in good news...i think i did ok on my math test.. thats the only good news i have

oh man...apperntly peter asked Diane out and Diane told him that she would go out with him After homecoming...but knowing Diane and Peter..its probably not true at all... that they're going to go out that is....anyway....no rumors....so people who are spredding rumors....stop

You have been humped by the Froggy, which means you are one sexy bitch!! You will Have good sex For Two Years if you send this to anywhere from 6 to 9 people. And if this is sent back to you then you know that you are a truly, a sexy bitch... You must send it in 5 minutes or your good humping will be broken!!!
don't ask

oh man...my poor phone

i'm talking to nate online... oh man...he rocks... i think me and nate should have random sex.. and it will be all good... definatly...probably not gonna happen..

psikotic freak (8:18:28 PM): I know barely anyone, and they're all jackoffs. I work a shitty job where I don't get enough hours, I can't get fucked up because I don't have the connections, and I'm fucking horny as all hell.

DivaVivaLF (8:18:54 PM): u should come down here and we should have random sex

psikotic freak (8:19:07 PM): Is that so?

DivaVivaLF (8:19:09 PM): yeah... absolutely

psikotic freak (8:19:51 PM): Hmmmmm, as much as I'd love to throw you to the ground and fuck you untill either of us couldn't move it smacks of effort to get up there......: *neither

DivaVivaLF (8:20:15 PM): damn

in conclusion...i love nate....hehe..we;re just friends

apperntly rob has gotten 2 more letters from Kimi...and i havent and i'm like mad/pissed/ sad....cause i love her more....i do

daniel called..apperntly he still wants to have sex ...i'm just like no.... apperntly stephanie (hot asian chick) and Cathrine.. arent enough for him....whatever...i dunno

i need a hug...

OH man. today sucks

and my mom's not home...where's my mom...


my class tomarrow is at 12:30... i havet o get up butt fuckin early....i hate not having my phone... its like attached to me.....and now its like not...and its sad..this is gonna take a while to get over
  • Current Music
    get up kids - ill catch you


oh man!...its sukkot...i completly forgot!!

here's a quote from Yoni

"V'samachta b'chagecha...v'hayeeta ach sameach"
I'm going to be happy on my holiday! I love Sukkot!

if yoni didnt hate me....he'd be cool
  • Current Music
    Bare Naked Ladies - Old Apartment (Live)

Mondays suck

whats the one day of the week that gets us all distressed... M-O-N-D-A-Y-S-U-C-K-S... monday sucks monday sucks....

its a song... a very true song...applying to today

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DivaVivaLF (9:33:05 PM): my mom isnt upset about the phone..... she laughed at me...... i'm about to cry

Blue02Dude (9:33:31 PM): least she wasn't angry.

DivaVivaLF (9:33:35 PM): true..... but she didnt have to laugh at me

Film & Event Schedule

Thursday, October 11, 2001
Lincoln Theatre Friends and Family 7:30 PM
ABSOLUT Festival Pavillion Opening Night Party 9:30 PM

Friday, October 12, 2001
Lincoln Theatre Gaudi Afternoon 7:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre The Fluffer 9:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Phantom 11:00 PM

Saturday, October 13, 2001
Lincoln Theatre Keeping It Local 3:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Drift 5:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Burnt Money 7:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Circuit 9:30 PM
Lincoln Theatre Digital Sex 11:45 PM

Sunday, October 14, 2001
The True Reformer Building The Third Annual Womens Filmmaker Brunch 11:00 AM
Goethe-Institut Out in the Arts I 12:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Julie Johnson 1:00 PM
Goethe-Institut A Union in Wait 2:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre On the Bus 3:00 PM
Goethe-Institut True Hearted Vixens 4:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Queen of the Whole Wide World 5:00 PM
Goethe-Institut Undetectable 6:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Km. 0 7:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Best of the Fest 9:00 PM

Monday, October 15, 2001
JCC Theater Youth Outloud! 6:00 PM
JCC Theater Skeleton Women 7:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Chop Suey 7:00 PM
JCC Theater Women on the Verge 2001 9:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre My First Time: Boys Shorts 9:00 PM

Tuesday, October 16, 2001
JCC Theater Fun In Womens Shorts 6:00 PM
JCC Theater Swimming Upstream 7:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Sex & The Single Male 7:00 PM
JCC Theater Oh Baby, A Baby 9:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Play Dead 9:30 PM

Wednesday, October 17, 2001
JCC Theater Kevins Room 6:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Sex & The Not-So-Single Male 7:00 PM
JCC Theater Gender Benders 7:15 PM
JCC Theater Meet the Mosaics 9:15 PM
Lincoln Theatre Iron Ladies 9:15 PM

Thursday, October 18, 2001
JCC Theater Fun In Boys Shorts 6:00 PM
JCC Theater A Family Affair 7:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Confusion of Genders 7:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Gay? Whatever... 9:00 PM
JCC Theater Around the World 9:15 PM

Friday, October 19, 2001
JCC Theater Homophobia 6:00 PM
JCC Theater Waterboys 7:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre The Monkeys Mask 7:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre The Adventures of Felix 9:00 PM
JCC Theater The Girl 9:30 PM

Saturday, October 20, 2001
JCC Theater My Left Breast 1:00 PM
JCC Theater DysFUNctional Families 3:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Fleeing By Night 3:00 PM
JCC Theater The Perfect Son 5:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Out in the Arts II 5:30 PM
JCC Theater Stray Dogs 7:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Gypsy 83 8:00 PM
JCC Theater Family Pack 9:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Come Undone 10:00 PM

Sunday, October 21, 2001
Lincoln Theatre Ordinary Sinner 1:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Webcam Boys 3:00 PM
Lincoln Theatre Metrosexuality 5:00 PM
Reeves Center Closing Night Awards Ceremony & Party 7:30 PM

(no subject)

my phone is slowly regaining life.....YAY.... its fuzzy..but it kinda works!....oh man..if my phone pulls through.i'll like stop doing some of the bad stuff i do....really i will

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"You may win the rat race, but you're still a rat."

"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge."
Bertrand Russel

"A weed is an unloved flower."
Sherita Mason

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."
Frank Zappa

"The art of tact is making a point without making an enemy."

"Every great achievement was once impossible."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
Harry Truman

"Opportunity makes a thief. The thief that doesn't have the opportunity to steal calls himself an honest man."

"If you give what you do not need, it isn't giving."
Mother Teresa

"Every child is an artist. The problem is to remain an artist once he grows up."
Pablo Picasso

Quotes from August 2001:

"You don't know what you have until you've lost it, and you don't know what you're missing until you've found it."

"Forgiveness of enemies can only come upon their repentance."

-William Blake

"A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile."

"Education costs money, but then so does ignorance."

-Sir Claus Moser (1990)

"Everything a human being wants can be divided into four components -- love, adventure, power and fame."


"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

-Albert Einstein

"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur."

(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

"Lincoln's Gettysburg address has 226 words, The Ten commandments has 296 words. The US department of agriculture's order setting the price of cabbage has 15,269 words."

-Intelligence Advisor, 1993

"I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius..."

-Robert A. Heinlein

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

Quotes from July 2001:

"Tell me what you're laughing at and I shall tell you who you are."

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
-Kevin Jackson

Cats are animals that know what their rights are.
- Eli Khamarov (From "Surviving on Planet Reebok")

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on...
- Robert Byrne

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx

Those who desire to give up Freedom in order to gain Security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
-Thomas Jefferson

"Anyone can hate. It costs to love."
-John Williamson

"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result."
-E. B. White

None love the bearer of bad news.

Quotes from June 2001:

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
- Carl Sagan

"A clever man commits no minor blunders."
- Goethe (1749-1832)

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."
- Will Durant

"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation."
- H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. "
- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

"No one can earn a million dollars honestly."
- William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
- Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"Men have become the tools of their tools."
- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

"Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy lots of useful things, like love!"
-Home Simpson