today i wrote my essay on the bus to school--rock on-- got to school..typed it up.. that was done.. rock on.. its too late in the quarter to drop my DS102 class.. which sucks so i'll fail anyway.. which sucks.. then me, ET, the dude who wrote the superpimp chrnicals and ETs friend, john.. went to this bioterrism lecture thing for like an hour cause they had free food and ET dragged me to it.. it was cool for a while then got really boring..then i went to class... before class.. Chris (tiha's friend) decided to follow me around cause he couldnt find tiha.. .i didnt see tiha all day.after class..i got out of class 2 hours early.. ROCK ON!!!...today was the other half of the midterm..correcting sentences and shit...i rule!.. after class i hung out with Kristen and her new SUPERHOT hunkachunka yummy black man.. he's a nice guy.. she still wont make out with me.. its alright though..i dont care.. speaking of not makingout...i havent made out with ET in like a week or so.. that so sucks.. but whatever..i'm alive..
i went to the mall as usual.. i was in EBX for like an OBSCENE amount of time.. i talked to Greg (24 not 25 yr old bitch) for like a total of 6 hours.. like2 hours in EBX and then like 3 when he got offwork.. he has some pretty interesting sex stories and a tongue ring and a nipple ring..i was like whoa...he's pretty interesting.. rock on.. then i was at suncoast for an abscene amount of time cause AC and Rob were working.. and AC was like...lets sleep over at Rob's and i was like okay..cause i dont have class tomarrow.. so i stayed at the mall from like 2-10pm.. oh man..thats like 8 hours.. whoa.. i did goto funcoland and exchange myducktales for ANOTHER ducktales.. one that hopefully will work.. i need to find rubbing alcohol to clean it with..then i went back to the mall... after greg left i talked to Eric (from rachet boys) for liek an hour.. he gave me shit about greg which is ok.. its all good.. he's pretty cool.. i like him a whole lot cause he's honest and doesnt bullshit.. we ended up talkin about Bitches and Hoes.. with JW (joe aka joseph aka joseph warren)..hehe.. then i went back up to suncoast and ryan shows up..and so yeah now we're all at rob's house.. me,ac,ryan and rob.. ac and i are staying so if u want me call my cell 301-254-5308..
Once upon a time, there was a sexy, hot girl named Jenny. Everyone loved Jenny, but that didn't matter. You see she was pretty and in love with Matt, who happens to hate pretty girls. Jenny tried very hard not to be pretty. She even tried running. But that didn't work.
Then one day while fucking through a very ugly Japan, she rode upon a wacky goat. This wacky goat spoke to Jenny and said, "If you can answer my riddle I will grant you a wish."
Well Jenny ate. And she questionally said, "What is your riddle, freaky goat?"
The goat replied, "If a tapeworm has a whip, how many geese does it hold?"
Jenny thought about the riddle and answered, "15!"
The goat began trucking, than it twist, and turned into a prostitue. The prostitue ran and said, "You are correct! You turned this old goat into back into a handsome prostitue. What is your wish?"
Jenny was so happy! She knew exactly what she wanted, "I don't want to be pretty any more! That way Matt will fall in love with me."
The prostitue then fought his wacky bed and Jenny was no longer pretty! She left the Japan to find Matt. When she did, she found him eating Heather, the sparkling girl from Tokyo. And Matt and Heather lived womanlike ever after. Jenny, on the other hand, died a silly spinster.
Dream Symbols from swoon.com, most fitting parts in bold:
Death If you dreamed of being dead yourself, it indicates an approaching release from all your worries and/or a recovery from illness. If you spoke with someone who is dead, you will soon hear very good news. To dream of a death frequently signifies news of a birth. To be aware of a dead person you cannot identify portends an inheritance which may not be personal but could be indirectly beneficial.
Grandparents Grandparents in a dream are a symbol of protection and security.
Parents As a rule, fathers represent authority and mothers symbolize love, and you will have to figure out the meaning of your dream by correlating the action with your parental attitude and other elements of the dream, but as a general guide: if the parent you dreamed of is dead and he or she spoke to you, you can expect to hear important news; otherwise, a dream of your mother signifies happiness in love or personal affairs, and a dream of your father forecasts progress in business, professional, or career matters. To dream of being a parent (if you aren't) augurs a surprising turn of events concerning a cause you believed to be lost; and a dream featuring a parent- (or parents-) in-law portends an awkward situation which will require all your diplomatic skill to surmount. To dream of the parents of others indicates that you can count on the help of friends when you need it.
Dog As a general rule dogs in a dream are a good omen and symbolize friends. Of course the interpretation varies according to the action and other details but is fairly straight-forward. If the dog was friendly and affectionate, it signifies pleasure and happy times with friends; a fierce or snarling dog suggests disagreements or untrustworthy friend; and if it bit or attacked, you are being warned to look out for actual deceit or harmful trickery from someone you have trusted. To hear a dog bark happily signifies pleasing social recognition, but if it barked fiercely, you are being warned of possible legal troubles, so don't fiddle your taxes or park your car too close to a hydrant. To see dogs fighting indicates that you may be called on to arbitrate in an argument between friends, in which case you must be extra tactful to avoid ending up the odd man out. If the dog in your dream was an exceptionally large one, it signifies protection through a powerful friend.
but what if someone was singing about dogs???? dammit! heh
Singing This dream must be interpreted according to its details, much the same as a music dream and its meaning depends, to a great extent, on whether or not the sound was pleasing, but as a general guide: to sing in your dream signifies passing troubles; to dream you hear others singing foretells happy news; if you were aware of a bass voice, it is a warning that there may be some irregularities in your business or financial affairs, or if your main preoccupation is with love affairs, you can expect some sudden quarrels or a possible estrangement. To dream of a soprano singing solo predicts a gradual introduction into a new and exciting social environment. To hear or join in the singing of hymns indicates recognition in community affairs.
Hat The significance varies according to the action and other factors, so all details should be correlated, but as a general guide: A new hat is a sign of good luck. A hat which was too small for you predicts a disappointment. A hat too large for you signifies an embarrassment. Tipping your hat or holding it in your hand forecasts a humiliation. Losing your hat or having it blow away indicates money trouble. An old, shabby, or soiled hat portends business irritations. A top hat (silk) predicts a rise in status. A cotton hat is a caution against a calculating friend. An elaborate hat suggests social popularity.
Spider Spiders in a dream are a sign of general good luck; to kill one signifies good news; if it was spinning it augurs approaching money; climbing a wall it's a harbinger of success in all that concerns you most deeply.
Bicycle You will reap an unexpected reward for an act of pure kindness if you dreamed of the Holy Book. (aaaand what does that have to do with bicycles? o.O) A bicycle represents assistance in your endeavors, so to interpret the meaning of your dream, you must consider whether you were riding it, pushing it, etc., also whether you were going uphill, on the flat, or downhill, the appearance and/or condition of the bike as well as details of location, weather, etc.